Not Halloween Again.
Yes, its the time of year I hate the most, Halloween, every year my girlfriend of choice, (I have been known to be a ladies man,) this years edition, "Sue", wants to dress me up, (What is it with girls, they just want to dress me up) This year was going to be no different, but it was going to end like no other.
Sue....."Please Alex, can we go to the costume store, Please, Pretty please?"
As usual, in the end, I relented, I looked on line for a store near us, and found one called Costumes-R-Us, highly original, but it was close by and it meant we didn't have to drive, Sue and I set off walking, when we got to the address, it had a sign in the window,
CLOSED DUE TO LACK OF CUSTOMERS,
THANKS TO EVERY